“CEO said a thing!”

This is good. Really good. By the freelance tech journalist Karl Bode:

The examples are delicious.

To be a card carrying CEO said a thing journalist, here are some handy ground rules:

The upshot?

“The result is a sort of alternative reality journalistic simulacrum that kind of looks like journalism, but genuinely isn't interested in any context or truth that upsets the apple cart.”

You can read it in full here.