Book Review: Surely You Can't Be Serious - The True Story of Airplane! ★★⯪☆☆

This is a hugely extended version of Will Harris' "An oral history of Airplane". It goes through the pre-history of the project, how it eventually got made, and the aftermath. In many ways, it is like an old-fashioned DVD extra. The whole book consists of snippets of interviews with the cast, crew, and various talking heads.

Like all DVD special features, it is fairly sycophantic. Yes, there are some good-natured swipes at the people who passed on the script, but it is a bit of a Hollywood love-in. The self-deprecating humour is there to make people look classy - for example:

Eisner’s also the one who once said, “If I had green-lit every movie I’ve passed on and passed on every movie I green-lit, my track record would probably be about the same.”

About the only time it gets into anything other than "gooly-gee how lucky are we" is a small section talking about the star of one of their other films - the notorious murderer OJ Simpson:

David: I directed him in the Naked Gun movies. Although he actually improved with each film, his acting remained a lot like his murdering — he got away with it, but no one really believed him.

Some of the commentary is a bit perfunctory. Do we really need to know that Quentin Tarantino liked the movie? It's nice, I guess. Tim Allen bemoaning the state of comedy today lands like a turd in a punchbowl.

The photos throughout are good - especially those showing how the framing of certain shots were lovingly ripped off from Zero Hour.

It is a fun and uncomplicated book. For students of film, it is always fascinating to see how the sausage gets made. Occasionally it veers into "IMDb trivia" and you do get the sense that most of the anecdotes have been retold a thousand times. Still, it is entertaining.

There is a bit of a glum streak running through it though:

JEFFREY KATZENBERG: Airplane! was not like anything else. And Michael Eisner, I think, felt that in his bones. Like, “Wow, this is really, really unique, and as such, is the kind of thing we should be doing!”

Where did it all go wrong in Hollywood? Why are the people who made their name with weird films now content to pump out mediocrity?

There's a tantalising moment talking about alternative takes and an original cut which was some 20 minutes longer. But, alas:

Sadly, Paramount threw out all the dailies; every studio did at that time. All those reels took physical space that they needed on the lot, so they threw them out, including Airplane! Although I’m pretty sure they kept the outtakes from The Godfather.

Certainly worth flicking through if you're a fan of the film, but hardly revelatory.